When I Get Home My Wife Pretends to be Dead

Beware:
- Magi
- some Hetalia
- other anime and manga
- things that I think are funny
- text posts
- things that I are pretty
- things I want that I can't afford
- my horrible sense of humor
- reblogs, reblogs everywhere
- the occasional comment on something
- places I might not go to
- Harry Potter
- Swimming Anime
- Vocaloid

I am: 21, a college student, a girl, not funny at all...
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This is my second blog.
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I'm usually anon when I go to someone's ask.
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I used to eat buggers and think of them as vitamins.
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I obviously like ducks... an bunnies. Recently cats too, tumblr does that.
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frenzyquotes:

Magical Girl Marimo Jinguuji: nakamura is not somebody to idolizenakamura is not somebody to…

marimo-jinguuji:

nakamura is not somebody to idolize

nakamura is not somebody to moe-ize

nakamura is not a good person

nakamura is fucking horrible and was based off of a real person.

holy shit i can’t believe the amount of nakamura porn and love i’m seeing. nakamura and kasuga are not an otp. they are hideously abusive towards each other.

the show is about very broken people in very broken situations. it is a scary, scary kind of thing to watch, especially because the artist specifically said it was semi-autobiographical.


it’s okay to like her as a character. i do too.

but to idolize her and compare yourself to her and talk about how you wish you could be more like nakamura is REALLY REALLY UNHEALTHY

draven926:

loliconprince:

”you’ll agree with me when you’re older”

Fun fact: I actually agree with my parents less now than I did when I was a kid.

(via liryczna)

rapedbyrapture:

It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. 

The ceremony begins, and  as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…

KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.  

(via samrgarrett)

the-emo-ninja:

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

The more you know

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shutupmerlin:

My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.   

(via a-youngwarlock)

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beekwhy:

toopsy:

brimerica:

ALL THE GERMANS ARE LIKE BUFF MENLY MEN GRRRRR

And then there’s Austria

i would bring up liechtenstein but i mean come on she could probably beat his ass into the ground

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